it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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