Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
