I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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