Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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