just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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