what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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