Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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