I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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