But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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