So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Thank you for not boning my boss.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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