We won't sleep together?
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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