i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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