Did you just see the Batmobile???
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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