My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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