I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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