btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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