I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
Randomize
