you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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