no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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