think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
But I just had this pork p�t�. It was dick grabbing.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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