Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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