your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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