I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
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