sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Randomize
