We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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