But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
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