the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Holy shit dude........stairs
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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