Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
It's shark week go big or go home
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
