Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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