even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
She announced her abortion via fbk
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize
