Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
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