I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
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