Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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