I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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