I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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