I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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