Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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