I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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