Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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