I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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