i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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