i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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