i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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