i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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