Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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