I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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