Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
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