i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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