so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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