): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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